(Sorry about the glare)
Then a few months later I found this at my aunt's house:
Perhaps this will give you a little insight into the wonderful world of the Neeley family and perhaps explain some things.
Merry Headless Joseph Christmas and God Bless Us, Everyone, No Matter What Upper Body Parts We May Be Missing!
*According to my family history, there really used to be a place in Idaho called Neeleyville, but according to Widipedia, I can't find anything else about it out. But you know you've made it Big when you have a town named after you in Idaho.