Since Erin challenged me to do this and since she is most likely to be the only one who reads this blog, I'll do it. Here are 6 insignificant things about kristin:
1. I have never broken a bone, but when I was 8 my appendix exploded. My parents thought I just had the flu, and finally my mom took me to the doctor. He told her, "I don't want to make you feel bad, but your daughter's appendix has ruptured; we need to get her into surgery right away."
2. Speaking of surgery, I had plastic surgery my freshman year of college on my ears to make them not stick out. My uncle is a plastic surgeon and he did it for free. I have not regretted it even once.
3. I like the smell of cigarettes and pipe smoke. It reminds me of baseball games and amusement parks.
4. My elbows are double jointed. Or perhaps "super-jointed". I don't know. But they can bend into an obtuse angle the wrong way and it frequently creeps people out.
5. These are the states I have NOT been to: Alaska, Hawaii, North Dakota, Wisconsin, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama, Maine, Vermont and New Hampshire.
6. These are the things Erin said I should include:
a. My greatest wish in life is to become a professional pirate - on the high seas.
b. I buy books like it's going out of style. I just love books. More than I love most people.
c. I'm almost short enough to be considered handicapped. (ps. This is not true. I am well over 5 feet tall. Like at least 3 and 3/8 of an inch taller.)
Very impressed! A dwarf pirate?! I thought they only existed in the movies.
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