Lizzy: What are you doing tonight?
me: Hanging out with Legolas. I'm not sure what we're doing yet, though.
Lizzy: Oh, you haven't hung out with him for a while.
me: I know. It should be fun. Tomorrow he's leaving for a cruise with his family. He travels a lot, you know.
Lizzy: That sounds fun for him.
me: Yeah. But I'm kind of bummed because I'm not sure what I'll do next weekend. The Werewolf has to study pretty much non-stop from now until he takes his boards, so I hardly ever get to see him at all.
me: :(
me: So, who am I going to hang out with next weekend?
Lizzy: :(
Lizzy: ......................
Lizzy: Wait. Aren't you going to Hawaii next weekend?
me: Oh yeah. Problem solved.